The Oxford Book Of Shorthand Texting

 
My phone beeped this morning and the text message came through as follows;
“Hi, How r u? Hpe u r well.  Do u want 2 go 2 the pics nxt wk?  hve a cple of eves off so let me no. D x”
Now please correct me if I’m wrong but how much longer would it actually [...]

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Frontal Lobotomy

I don’t know who needs one more, me or him.
After several thoughts, yesterday evening spent with my friend and a movie later, I have come to these conclusions about the should I meet with him, should I not dilemma.
They are as follows;

There are times when my thought processes have warranted a lobotomy, or maybe a half lobotomy, but I’m not [...]

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